| DJParks |
Those who live in the past are doomed to enjoy it. (Found on the back of a Porsche 906) |
2003-05-28 12:31 PM |
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| karl |
Some men find a way to live within their means, other men find the means to live a way of their choosing. |
2003-06-03 11:59 PM |
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| 4re308 |
The 3 fastest times across the USA, were done in 3 different Ferraris! |
2003-06-09 9:57 AM |
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| masermartin |
"It takes a big man to cry. But it takes an even bigger man to laugh at the man who is crying." -- Jack Handy |
2003-06-12 11:52 PM |
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| masermartin |
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." - Mario Andretti |
2003-06-16 10:39 PM |
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| DJParks |
Stupidity Should Be Painful. |
2003-08-10 2:09 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
What do you mean im broke, I have 6 million dollars!?, Well remember when you bought the 6 million dollar man?.......OH YEAH, and then he ran away. |
2003-08-15 11:56 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
Too bad you can't add 10psi to your penis... there's just no replacement for displacement. - Ghettoraid |
2003-08-16 10:53 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
"OH NO, someone must have died! I hope it was one of my enemies, Those guys suck." - Bender |
2003-08-20 11:26 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
I got rid of my teeth at a young age because..... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them. - Master Shake |
2003-09-23 8:56 PM |
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| F1Julie |
"Because he's German, he's got an odd-shaped head." - Eddie Irvine on Michael Schumacher's helmet in 1996 |
2003-09-30 9:21 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
"Nitrous is like a really hot girl with STD's. You know you wanna hit it but you're afraid of the consequences" - Unknown |
2003-10-21 8:23 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
"Remember to never go faster then the posted speed limit,.....but since I don't see one." - Adam Carrola |
2003-10-23 2:39 PM |
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| F1Julie |
"A Boxter is like a Porsche with panties." - Ralph Cifaretto, the Sopranos |
2003-10-24 9:53 PM |
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| karl |
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. |
2003-11-28 5:40 PM |
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| F1Julie |
"I didn't accuse him of being a faggot. I said he should stop acting like one." --Eddie Irvine after calling David Coulthard a faggot |
2003-12-15 9:38 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
turbo lag is basically foreplay |
2003-12-16 6:30 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
Burnouts are vehicular masturbation |
2003-12-30 10:27 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
Paddle shift in a Ferrari is like putting your d!ck in a milking machine....effective but nowhere near as fun - Jay Leno |
2003-12-30 10:27 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
Cams are like women - they all have boobs but some are bigger than others and YOU just need to figure out if you like'em big or small |
2003-12-31 12:08 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
Now thats your standard rifle. Simple point and click interface. |
2004-01-28 9:54 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
Resistance comes in many ways, 1 of which happens to be Pontiacs. |
2004-02-13 12:12 AM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"I don't come with dice, so don't play me" |
2004-02-14 10:54 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
Heaven won't have me and hell is afraid i'll take over! |
2004-02-14 10:56 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"Hi welcome to waiting for the video. Today the video we're waiting for is called 'Somewhere I Belong' by Linkin Park. But, unfortunately, we've been standing around all day and i dunno if we're ever gunna get to shoot a video! After this comercial break, you're going to come back and see us, waiting for the video!" -Mike, from Linkin Park |
2004-02-15 11:39 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
I don't snort..I just laugh like a pig |
2004-02-17 5:49 PM |
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| stubbs |
"one by one the yard gnomes steal my sanity" |
2004-02-19 8:21 AM |
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| stubbs |
"Those who can't do........teach" |
2004-02-19 8:22 AM |
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| stubbs |
"We'll all go induvidually in a group, you go first and I'll go ahead of you" |
2004-02-19 8:22 AM |
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| kilpatty43 |
"yay i as walk through the valley of rice, i will fear no turbo, for torque is with me..." |
2004-02-19 12:11 PM |
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| kilpatty43 |
"you never learn anything talking to someone you agree with" |
2004-02-19 12:20 PM |
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| kilpatty43 |
"true friends stab you in the front" -oscar wilde |
2004-02-20 7:19 AM |
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| kilpatty43 |
"sex is more fun than cars, but cars refuel quicker than men" - germaine greer |
2004-02-20 7:38 AM |
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| kilpatty43 |
"i didnt invent sin, i'm just trying to perfect it" |
2004-02-20 7:38 AM |
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| kilpatty43 |
"sex is like good bridge: if you dont have a good partner, you better have a good hand."-charles pierce |
2004-02-20 7:39 AM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"Slavery they can have anywhere. It is a weed that grows in every soil." -Edmund Burke |
2004-02-23 5:52 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"What pity is it that we can die but once to serve our country!" -Joseph Addison |
2004-02-23 5:55 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"The concessoins of the weak are the concessions of fear." -Edmund Burke |
2004-02-23 5:57 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"Had I been present at the Creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe." -Alfonso The Wise, King of Castile |
2004-02-23 6:00 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." -Anonymous |
2004-02-23 6:02 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"O God, if there is a God, save my soul, if I have a soul!" -Anonymous |
2004-02-23 6:04 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:07 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone. - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:07 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:08 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:08 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:09 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo! I'd have all my money back. - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:10 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?! - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:10 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:11 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:12 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:13 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:14 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake! - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:15 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me." - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:16 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say. - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:17 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:19 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, "Aw, who cares?" And then I think, "Hey, what's for supper? - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:20 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:21 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it - Jack Handy |
2004-02-25 10:21 PM |
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| YYZedd |
Some of these random quotes are really lame aren't they? |
2004-03-03 1:28 PM |
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| ferrarichick4789 |
"Living in a world like ours, with only knowing only one language is like living in a house, in only one room." -Sra. Lockfield |
2004-03-30 2:52 PM |
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| dracing |
"CARRERA GT ----> THE BEST HYPERCAR EVER - and don't bother arguing!" |
2004-04-10 12:23 PM |
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| F1Julie |
"Actually, we all smelled quite nice, really." Michael Schumacher responding to the use of the pomegranate/rose water substitute used at the Bahrain GP. |
2004-04-13 7:14 PM |
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| EnderG60 |
I drive way too fast to worry about my cholesterol. - SLC4EVER |
2004-04-22 9:46 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford |
2004-04-22 9:51 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. |
2004-04-22 9:54 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
I'm so hungry I'm farting fresh air |
2004-04-22 9:56 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do? |
2004-04-22 9:57 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac. |
2004-04-22 9:58 AM |
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| bwwaahhpp |
Dave Chapell as Rick James " Show me yah ti**ies bitches! AHHAAAAA!!! I wish I had two more hands..... So I can give those ti**ies FOUR THUMBS DOWN!HHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Cocaine is a powerful drug" |
2004-04-27 6:23 PM |
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| pressuretested |
at a light "red" means STOP. |
2004-04-28 10:10 AM |
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| pressuretested |
the joy's of owning your own buisnes is as over rated as the joys of child birth. |
2004-04-28 10:12 AM |
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| pressuretested |
"Hello! My name is Dudley!"-Dudley the nuclear Missle |
2004-04-28 10:13 AM |
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| pressuretested |
"The great thing about Alzheimer's is that you can hide your own easter eggs." |
2004-04-28 10:15 AM |
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| pressuretested |
"Never try to teach a pig to sing. it's a waste of time, it annoys the pig." Robert Heinlein |
2004-04-28 10:17 AM |
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| EnderG60 |
Alchohol causes conflicts, guns resolve conflicts - Ed Helms |
2004-05-12 8:11 PM |
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| kilpatty43 |
sex is like math..you have to add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope to god you dont multiply |
2004-06-04 3:09 PM |
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| bwwaahhpp |
"Darkness, darkness approaches everyone...Daaaarrrrrkkknnnessss!"Dave Chapelle as Rick James |
2004-06-24 10:39 AM |
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| bwwaahhpp |
"what did the five fingers say to the face?.......SLAP BITCH!!!!" Dave Chapell as Rick James |
2004-06-29 12:16 PM |
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| nsxnut |
How do you make a small fortune in racing? Start with a large fortune... |
2004-06-29 3:06 PM |
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| PushNnos |
"Racing in a Honda is like the special olympics...Even if you win, your still retarded." |
2004-09-02 9:39 PM |
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| PushNnos |
If it looks good on the outside, It's probably tore up on the inside... |
2004-09-04 9:51 AM |
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| PushNnos |
You Might Be A Ricer Boy If: You take offense when I say "Your sister is like your car, small, tight, and hard to get into." |
2004-09-04 9:52 AM |
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| GTMustang1999 |
"He says that it sounded like my hobbit that turns the crank case is depressed and needs therapy, we needs to get us a new hobbit...they's from the land beyond time....the land beyond times also gonna hook us up with the unicorn for the radiator....I aint even gonna tell you about that haunted A/C...plus the air filter, thats made of plutonium. Thats gonn' involve superman, so...y'know, plus shipping...from Krypton...and the cow jumping over the moon" -Meatwad describing his $32,724.51 auto repair... |
2004-10-06 11:14 AM |
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| duct-tape |
it's the long vertical one on the right. asshat. |
2004-10-26 10:38 AM |
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| Flapss |
Never think of your car as a cold machine, but as a hot-blooded horse. Juan Manuel Fangio (1958) |
2004-10-27 1:24 AM |
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| Flapss |
There's enough Ferraris here to eat a plate of spaghetti. Jackie Stewart |
2004-10-27 1:25 AM |
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| Flapss |
Every car has a lot of speed in it. The trick is getting the speed out of it. A. J. Foyt |
2004-10-27 1:26 AM |
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| Flapss |
The best classroom of all times was about two car lengths behind Juan Manuel Fangio. Stirling Moss |
2004-10-27 1:28 AM |
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| Flapss |
You win some, you lose some, you wreck some. Dale Earnhardt |
2004-10-27 1:31 AM |
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| Flapss |
It is necessary to relax your muscles when you can. Relaxing your brain is fatal. Stirling Moss |
2004-10-27 1:32 AM |
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| Flapss |
"I knew many drivers more courageous than me. They are dead now." Juan Manuel Fangio |
2004-10-27 1:55 AM |
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| Flapss |
"I like the competition better than the victory, the fighting better than the winning." Stirling Moss |
2004-10-27 1:57 AM |
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| Flapss |
"If God wanted us to walk, he'd have given up pogo sticks instead of feet. Feet are made to fit car pedals." Stirling Moss |
2004-10-27 1:58 AM |
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| Flapss |
"Ferrari Executive: I wish the pope would make you a cardinal, Enzo. Enzo Ferrari: Why a cardinal ? Ferrari Executive: Because then we would only have to kiss your ring." -A Ferrari Executive |
2004-10-27 1:59 AM |
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| racer17 |
what do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls A: sparky |
2005-01-14 8:23 AM |
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| dodgeviperboy |
did all of u people know that jesus loves u? |
2005-02-16 11:29 AM |
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| dodgeviperboy |
did all of u people know that jesus loves u? |
2005-02-16 11:30 AM |
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| dodgeviperboy |
did all of u people know that jesus loves u? |
2005-02-16 11:30 AM |
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| importhater |
Why Ram it when you can STROKE IT? |
2005-05-01 2:08 AM |
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| importhater |
JESUS LOVES US BUT HE HATES YOU1 |
2005-05-01 2:10 AM |
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| importhater |
Jesus loves us but he hates you! |
2005-05-01 2:10 AM |
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| importhater |
Todays Special -Smoked import! (found on back of ws-6 Trans Am) |
2005-05-01 2:15 AM |
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| pallikhera |
Never take Viagra while racing a car,you might grab the wrong stick |
2005-05-12 2:23 PM |
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| nobody |
a lil to late for me |
2005-06-02 1:27 PM |
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| 02camaross |
Honda's are like assholes....Everyone's got em' |
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